Well then have I got a charity case for you!
Royal Flush Magazine is primed to put out issue #7 of their acclaimed magazine, read by more than 50,000 of the most serious fans of music, art,comics, rock and roll culture, street culture, skateboarding, grafitti, pro wrestling, political satire and so much more. But like every other great, grassroots publication, they are in need of some cold, hard cash to keep their demented dream alive.
What do you get for putting your money in RF's proverbial print g-string?:
Pledge $5 or more (the cost of an extra pint of beer here in the city!)
Receive a free Royal Flush Magazine bookmark and Hispanic Batman collector's pin.
Pledge $10 or more (cheaper than a pack of NYC smokes!)
Receive a free Royal Flush Book 7 PDF edition, a Royal Flush Magazine bookmark and Hispanic Batman collector's pin.
Pledge $25 or more (about the cost of a pair of tickets to one of those lame-ass new 3D movies everybody is pissing themselves to see)
Receive a free copy of Royal Flush Book 7 upon release of the book in October 2010, a Royal Flush Magazine bookmark and Hispanic Batman collector's pin.
Pledge $50 or more (the cost of ten days worth of McDonald's lunches...save your fat ass AND support a good cause!)Receive a free copies of Royal Flush Books 6 & 7 upon release of the book in October 2010, a Royal Flush Magazine bookmark and Hispanic Batman collector's pin.
Pledge $100 or more (less than your tab after a depressing night getting lap dances by aging, herpes-farm strippers at your local girlie bar)
(LIMITED REWARD)
Receive a personalized thank you printed in the pages of Royal Flush Book 7. You will also receive copies of Royal Flush Magazine, Books 4,5,6,7 A bookmark and a collector's pin
...Don't think you can afford to pledge more than $100 to anything these days? Well guess what, my friend, overspending is as American as Apple Fuckin' Pie!!! Someone will bail you out later!
Pledge $200 or more
(LIMITED REWARD)
Receive a personalized thank you printed in the pages of Royal Flush Book 7. Your copy of Royal Flush Book 7 will be autographed by all the book's contributors. Royal Flush 18"x24" silkscreen print of Joan Jett, signed and numbered by Flush artist Josh Bernstein, limited to only 200 prints A Royal Flush bookmark and a Hispanic Batman collector's pin
Pledge $500 or more
(LIMITED REWARD)
An illustrated portrait of the donor by one of Royal Flush's top contributors on archival paper and signed by the artist, Receive a personalized thank you printed in the pages of Royal Flush Book 7. Your copy of Royal Flush Book 7 will be autographed by all the book's contributors. Royal Flush Magazine issues 4,5,6 Royal Flush 18"x24" silkscreen print of Joan Jett, signed and numbered by Flush artist Josh Bernstein, limited to only 200 prints A Royal Flush bookmark and a Hispanic Batman collector's pin
Pledge $1,000 or more
(LIMITED REWARD)
An illustrated portrait of the donor by one of Royal Flush's top contributors on archival paper and signed by the artist that will appear in Royal Flush Book 7. A copy of Royal Flush Book 4 signed by My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way Your copy of Royal Flush Book 7 will be autographed by all the book's contributors. Royal Flush Magazine issues 4,5,6 Royal Flush 18"x24" silkscreen print of Joan Jett, signed and numbered by Flush artist Josh Bernstein, limited to only 200 prints Royal Flush Poster Set (5 classic Royal Flush offset poster prints) A Royal Flush bookmark and a Hispanic Batman collector's pin
What are you waiting for?? As Mike Shinoda, from LINKIN PARK verifies**: "I wish they had ROYAL FLUSH when I was a kid–I would have stood in front of the mailbox waiting for it." DO IT!!!
**While this is a real life endorsement for Royal Flush Magazine (one of many), I still believe Linkin Park sucks, and this was used strictly for ironic purposes.**
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